Fudge Packer

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot

what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

....

a Fudge Packer

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

Fudge packer

Billy saunders

hey did you see that guy over there? he was a total fudge packer. kinda like billy saunders

by IMAWSOME55 October 18, 2008

Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

Fudge-Packer

a person who packs fat fudge,
you are not a fudge packer if you don't pack fat fudge at least once a year, you are not a fudge packer.
there are many varieties of fudge packing techniques, such as the swivel, and the most common, DS.
Fudge-packing is not a sport, don't get to competitive.

I hear billy is now a fudge-packer and packs fudge on a daily basis.

by texasjoehotdog May 11, 2008

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011