Cross Fados Barbados

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.

Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!

by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021

Fatosis

A diagnosis for feeling fat

My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

Fatoshka

An affectionate word for one of the brightest, kindest and smartest girls in this world. Having met her once, be sure that this beautiful girl will forever take the most secret place in your heart.

Seems like i really miss you Fatoshka

by Ice age intro December 5, 2021

fatassive

Simple really, fat+ass+massive. Hence the word fatassive

"Wow, look at that fatassive chick!"

by Scott "fmg" L February 12, 2006

fatocation

defined as death by suffocation by the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.

Police Officer :"How did he die?"
Coroner: "Fatocation..."
Police Officer: "Fato...what?"
First: "She sat on him and he suffocated"

by john mine January 23, 2008

Fatishly

Fat people who sit and gain weight while laughing at other people's jokes. Pretty much no use to society.

"Fat Ashley sat at the exciting people's lunch table and watched them fatishly."

by Ashleyissosexy! August 18, 2009

fatassburgers

Similar to the mental disorder of Assburgers. But in this case it is just because they are fat and have no friends.

Jew: dude... Ya know that Bianca chick?
Negro: Yeah the fat one that doesn't really have any friends?
Jew: Yeah..she totally has a case of fatassburgers going on!
Negro: OMGZ That makes so much sense!

by Gatling January 24, 2011