Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

Evacuate

Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.

Ukrainian soldiers evacuated to Siberia winter camps!

by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014