Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
Get the inspect the evacuation route mug.The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
Get the Ejaculate 'n Evacuate mug.Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022
Get the Evacuate mug.So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021
Get the Evacuate and Ejaculate mug.A rare, extreme, and deeply disorienting bodily event in which a person simultaneously vomits and ejaculates. Though occasionally triggered by overwhelming sensory input, stress, or gastrointestinal revolt, it is more infamously associated with self-induced occurrences—typically through a deliberate combination of purging and sexual self-stimulation.
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
• “After downing two bottles of cough syrup and watching VR horror porn, he pulled the full Evacuator. Still not okay.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
by EvacInvestor July 26, 2025
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