The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
by PhilTheeJu April 03, 2023
The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC March 05, 2012
by shakalsjrhfn July 01, 2021
A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"
by Alex Didders November 09, 2022
by Rodger Ramjet December 27, 2021
Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.
by German2104 June 23, 2022