"But Draco Malfoy is a hottie!11!!1!!!"
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'
by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 06, 2021
the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020
My future Husband and Baby Daddy
by Hahahaahhahahahahahhahahahha November 27, 2020
by Kyrah commissaris September 26, 2020
A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.
Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."
Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"
Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"
Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
by LilytheAce June 18, 2021
HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.
by TheKewlestFerret November 08, 2020
Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
by Nyx321 April 06, 2021