day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A very very creepy simp

"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"

by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020

Crimp

Crimp is the word used for calling a parent or guardian old

mom: Go to Your Room!

kid: CRIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!

mom: what is crimp?

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021

Crimp

A landers guy. Just a complete tard. Someone who never gets anything right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Oh my god did you see those idiots? Ya, such crimps.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024