fratboy country music 

"Pop" music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight V-necks, and other similar "frat-like" clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers.

Thomas Rhett is a prime example of fratboy country music. His pop song crash and burn came on a country radio station, I puked a little in my mouth and immediately had to play some Jamey Johnson to ease the pain.

fratboy country music by zx04 October 13, 2016

Cuntry Music 

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!

I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?

Cuntry Music by Mona Lott July 16, 2008

County Music 

Music sung by prisoners in the county jail. Typically country songs by Jonny Cash.

Ashlee missed that county music once she was sprung.

County Music by fire0513fly June 3, 2009

country bayou musicfest 

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

country bayou musicfest by Sikemike June 24, 2018