Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

fortune cookie-ing

verb. to help someone in a time of need and support them. to give someone cliche advice that would sound like advice received from a fortune cookie. this advice may seem silly but take it seriously, it WILL help

Jose: I don't know what to do

Kat: the heart wants what the heart wants, let it guide you

Jose: hah, nice fortune cookie-ing

by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

herb cookie

herb cookie is a epic healer cookie from the game cookie run kingdom. he is well known for his iconic slide sound effect "hoo hoo."

"omg guys i got herb cookie in crk!!"

by memerstansalmondcookie November 13, 2021

Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

by Osix spartan March 13, 2019

Sugar Cookie

A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!

Mike: "Dave, these sugar cookies are amazing!"
Dave: "Thanks Mike, I made them with my grandmas recipe"

by Kamel23 June 1, 2018

cookie run kingdom

it’s a korean game and it's the best game ever! but if you’re trying to get a new cookie, the witch is going to make you rage and scream when she doesn’t get you a new cookie. it’s painful to not get a new cookie because you can’t brag about it to your friends. but it’s still fun! it’s a family friendly game so don’t expect curse words.

it’s a really fun game and you should play it. you can create your own kingdom and get new cookies, but most of the time the watch won’t get you anything so expect yourself raging.

“have you played cookie run kingdom before it’s the best game ever!”

by julia artz October 2, 2021