Cashewing

Verb. The act of inserting one's semi-erect penis into their own anal cavity in order to make it smaller and/or personal pleasure. Essentially the opposite of jelqing.

"Ben has been cashewing for years, now his penis looks like a macaroni noodle."

by Naptown Denmark April 17, 2025

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

Cashew

Someone that can't be bought. That doesn't like greed and people think he/she is crazy.

This cashew is driving me nuts.

by Doc Ellis May 1, 2024