Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016

Buckeye nut

When a native born Ohioan nuts (ejactulates) onto/in someone

"Hey bro. What happened last night with that chick?"
"We had a hella awesome one night stand."
"Did you Buckeye Nut her?"
"Hell yeah brother"

by TrueBornOhioian April 15, 2023

A good buckeye

someone who either went to ohio state and pisses scarlet and grey or that didn’t go to ohio state, but that would shove buckeyes up their asshole if it would guarantee OSU a wiin

he’s “a good buckeye”

by Rammelham November 28, 2018

buckeye cheeseball

When you deliver a hot semen load into the rear end of your sexual partner, after which they poop it out on a plate.

We got so drunk last weekend, she let me give her a buckeye cheeseball using her grandma's fine china.

by Tilden Katz December 18, 2023

Buckeye

When someone has so much cum on their face that they can't open their eyes. Used only for gay sex.

Ken Kaniff gave Joey Bosa a buckeye

by TheShadyMan December 5, 2021

Buckeyeing

The act of staring into another man’s eyes in a circle jerk during an Ohio State football tailgate.

Hey Paulie!! Quit buckeyeing me like that; youre ruining the traditional tailgate circle jerk!! Now pass me a Michelob Ultra and look elsewhere until we’re all done…

by JTygrr November 21, 2022

Ohio state buckeyes

A team that is gay and has mental disability

-whats that weird retarded gay and worst fucking loser team over there?
-Thats Ohio State buckeyes

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 8, 2023