Bioptikon

A cyberpunk term for "spectacles" (glasses). The term originated in the New York cyberpoetic scene in the early to mid-1990s. Its advantage over spectacles was that it could be used as a singular.

The boy put on his bioptikon so that he could read the book.

by MauriceB September 25, 2007

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009

Man Boating

An action similar to motor boating (the sexual act), except the breasts are replaced with testacles.

Cool summer nights are the best for man boating. Low enough but not sweating.

by Fojomojofojo June 25, 2014

african mud booting

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums

after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

Swamp Boating

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.

I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010

Sheep Booting

When you put on tall rubber boots, grab a sheep and put it's hind legs in the boots with your legs. You then proceed to fuck the sheep. This procedure is used to prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Damn man, I am so horny, I'm about to fuck a sheep!"
"Yeah dude, gimme your tall rainboots, I need them for some sheep booting."

by The Horned Water October 22, 2006