What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
by tower62 September 8, 2011
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by Meagan Kimberly January 11, 2008
Get the bitch slap the hoe mug.A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.
by Berkut666 November 23, 2011
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by ham cannon November 18, 2003
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Get the bitch slap that ho mug.After investing your time sweet talking and wining and dining a woman. Bitch slap her during Sex and hold on tight (preferably by her hair) whilst she goes mad and tries to throw you off.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.
Mate, I managed 90 seconds on the bitch slap bronco with a 6 foot tall bulgarian shot-putter last night!!
by Helmet von Branston September 21, 2009
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