bitch slap your urn 

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.

My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!

bitch slap your urn by tower62 September 8, 2011

bitch slap the hoe 

when a pimp gets tierd of his hoe, and back slaps the bitch.

"I'm about to bitch slap the hoe"

bitch slap the hoe by Meagan Kimberly January 11, 2008

Bitch Slap you too the moon 

A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.

"Seriously dude, you keep that up and I will Bitch Slap you too the moon"

Bitch Slap you too the moon by Berkut666 November 23, 2011

Bitch-Slap The Theremin 

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

Bitch-Slap The Theremin by ham cannon November 18, 2003

bitch slap that ho 

To Bitch Slap That Ho!

I Bitch Slapped that Ho!

bitch slap that ho by Squeo January 18, 2003

Bitch Slap Bronco 

After investing your time sweet talking and wining and dining a woman. Bitch slap her during Sex and hold on tight (preferably by her hair) whilst she goes mad and tries to throw you off.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.

Mate, I managed 90 seconds on the bitch slap bronco with a 6 foot tall bulgarian shot-putter last night!!

Bitch Slap Bronco by Helmet von Branston September 21, 2009

Bitch Slap Magee

When you cock slap your boss for being an ass.

I bitch slap mageed my boss because he fucked
my girlfriend.

Bitch Slap Magee by Bill Seiff June 26, 2008