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Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.
Johng bezos is my IQ friend
by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023
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Bezos Bomb

A Gatorade or other plastic bottle filled with piss.

Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.
Worker 1: "Man, I really need to use the bathroom. But my manager said I used my one bathroom break for the day."

Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."
by Slippin' Jimmy 1960 April 10, 2025
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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
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