National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

Beat Up A Chespin Day

July 28th is beat up a Chespin from the Pokemon series. You beat up a Chespin because there dick heads.

I beat up a Chespin because it was Beat Up A Chespin Day.

by Chespin Hater July 28, 2020

Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day

Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.

Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!

by mwmwmwwmwwmwwmmwwmwwmw April 14, 2022

National Beat Up Vinny Day

National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.

Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!

by Folmsy November 21, 2021

National Beat Up Matthew Day

National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)

Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!

by silly goofy man August 30, 2022

National Beat up shiva day

Beat up shiva on December 6th

Can’t you believe it, it’s already December 6th it’s national beat up shiva day.

by 69969696969699696 December 6, 2019

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 17, 2021