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The ole wreckin' ball

The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.

THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.

(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.

(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.

(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.

(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.

Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.
by Johnnylachingas April 23, 2011
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Alabama Wreckingball

The act of sexual intercourse, usually in doggy position, involving the forceful thrashing of a female against every object in sight.
"Whoa dude what happened to your apartment?"
"I gave my girl an Alabama Wreckingball last night"
by mrMis March 3, 2009
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egyptian wreckingball

The act of a male receiving a blow job (hummer) and while still wet from the woman's saliva, rubbing his genitalia in sand and smacking her in the face with his sand-covered penis.

Variations of this act may include (but are not limited to) using only the penis, only the testicles or the full male genitalia.
"Hey bro what'd you end up doing with that chick last night?"
"We went to the beach and she gave me head and I hooked her eye up with an Egyptian wreckingball."
"Nice, I'm more of an Alabama Hot Pocket man myself though"
by 30bird April 12, 2008
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the wreckingball

The act of swining one's ballsack from an elevated position aiming for and making contact to the face of an unsuspecting victim.
Swing one's nutsack like the wreckingball used in demolition.
by Kevin Wettengel June 21, 2006
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