wetty

Someone who is stupid, dumb, or retarded

Omg mate you're such a wetty

by Strongbow746 June 1, 2018

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.

Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud

Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 13, 2020

Wetty

An insult to someone who isn’t very poggers

That’s bare wetty of you

by WettySlayer December 25, 2020

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

by C.Mints October 14, 2016

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023