A person, generally, but not exclusively identifying with the indie rock sub culture, who is overly nice and sensetive to the point of being percieved as fake, in a blatant attempt to gain acceptance. The men can often be identified by their clothing, which frequently consists of bad rock band t-shirts, girls jeans, wallet chains, and knit scarves in inappropriately warm weather.
That guy at the bar was such a wee wee face. I'm glad he bought me a beer, I just wished he would have shut up about his friends noisebrock band!
by Bosco057 September 25, 2012

by Magic_powers!486339 September 5, 2015

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)
Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."
Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."
by Bob1 July 24, 2008

You stick your wee in, you stick your wee wee out,
Pull her pants down and you eat her all out,
You do the 69er and Fuck her till she shouts,
Thats what its all about!
Pull her pants down and you eat her all out,
You do the 69er and Fuck her till she shouts,
Thats what its all about!
Boy; Wanna fuck tonight?
Girl; can you teach me to sex?
Boy; yeah just follow the Wee Wee song!
Girl; mmm id love to have sex(:
Girl; can you teach me to sex?
Boy; yeah just follow the Wee Wee song!
Girl; mmm id love to have sex(:
by T-Dog and P-Daddy March 4, 2011

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again
by Deuce Gwop March 12, 2020
