Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 29, 2023
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volunteer

the best you can ever do in your free time

often exposes you to what you've been missing out

it normally always tends to relate your situation and what your current skills (really homework) and tells help your realize your gifts
volunteering, well its going to require a car
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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ud volunteer editor

Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
ud volunteer editor lmao what a fag
by OG Crackhouse May 26, 2020
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ud volunteer editors

A bunch of sorry worthless piles of shit who only get out of bed to decide what gets to go on a silly little informal dictionary website. Truly a group of self important losers.
ud volunteer editors should really just kill themselves. Their parents and their 2 friends are the only ones who would miss their sorry asses.
by OG Crackhouse May 26, 2020
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T-shirt volunteer

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.
We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the fire—the rest are just T-shirt volunteers.
by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025
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Tricity Volunteers

A food bank and thrift store in Fremont, CA that gives off a creepy vibe despite being a positive place. Erin Wright is the Volunteer Coordinator there.
I look for bargains at Tricity Volunteers but I can't stay for long. It feels like a ghost is following me around.
by dearestherthethird January 18, 2013
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volunteer wrangler

Campaign professional who manages volunteers. Gets them to the right place at the right time to be effective.
The volunteer wranglers kept the phone banks humming.
by jiminstl April 21, 2010
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