volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.
“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”
by Daddison January 04, 2018
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Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 29, 2023
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ud volunteer editor

Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
ud volunteer editor lmao what a fag
by OG Crackhouse May 26, 2020
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ud volunteer editors

A bunch of sorry worthless piles of shit who only get out of bed to decide what gets to go on a silly little informal dictionary website. Truly a group of self important losers.
ud volunteer editors should really just kill themselves. Their parents and their 2 friends are the only ones who would miss their sorry asses.
by OG Crackhouse May 26, 2020
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A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country
I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
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seatbelt volunteer

Lesbians strapped up.

But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
Ex:

“You need a seatbelt volunteer?”
“Now she’s smiling ear to ear
by KittyTheBitty June 08, 2024
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Tricity Volunteers

A food bank and thrift store in Fremont, CA that gives off a creepy vibe despite being a positive place. Erin Wright is the Volunteer Coordinator there.
I look for bargains at Tricity Volunteers but I can't stay for long. It feels like a ghost is following me around.
by dearestherthethird January 18, 2013
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