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Vac-truck Nigger

Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.
While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.

When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
by alstonsailor May 23, 2025
mugGet the Vac-truck Niggermug.

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
mugGet the Shart-vacmug.

vac-ation

A VAC ban.
Quite rare since VAC is ass.
Guy 1: What happened to (username here)?
Guy 2: He went on a VAC-ation.
by john stromboli November 22, 2020
mugGet the vac-ationmug.

vac tracks

The lines made by a vacuum cleaner when used on carpet.
My brother is a little OCD and will keep vacuuming until all the vac tracks are perfect!
by Irelandmk August 31, 2015
mugGet the vac tracksmug.

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