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Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek
by C3T6 November 20, 2019
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Shrek. Shrek is our overlord and a thicc legend. So are big chunngus and thanos
Who’s that sexy thang I see over there?
That’s Shrek standing in the mirror..
by Meme_lord567 April 15, 2019
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Shrek

A magestic green beast who starred in a series of films that we watch ogre and ogre again.
Have you watched shrek ?
Yes ogre 8 times today
by MissPerriwinkle March 31, 2019
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The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!
Shrek is involve with Sri
by yousleptwithmamann November 22, 2019
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Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him
OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!
by Sussybaka12345 March 5, 2022
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Shrek is the one who will defeat Thanos and save the multiverse.
Person 1: "me like Shrek"
Person 2: "o ok"
by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019
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A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.
"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"
by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018
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