OAFS (O.A.F.S.)

Obsessive Angry Female Stalkers
O.A.F.S.

This OAFS (O.A.F.S.) been stalking me for weeks!
There's this OAFS (O.A.F.S.) who just called me 38 times in the past hour.

by The Dofff July 20, 2011

bag oaf

to kiss someone passionately

sofie go geez a bag oaf ya rajing lesbian

hannah bagged oaf with steven's hairy willy last night

gordo geez a bag oaf ya wee tidy

by Abomb123 March 4, 2008

Fat Oaf

andrew schiber, fat ass dumb fuck

coach:hey andrew who do u want to be captian
schriber:duhhhhhhhh schiber, and duhhhhhhh ander schiber im fat n dumb duhhhhhhhhh

by scullly3 April 21, 2005

Fat Oaf

Really dumb kid whose only achievement is sport. Rarely knows anything worth knowing.

"Hey Harrison you fat oaf"

"gooooooon"

by Gilbo January 5, 2005

Oaf and stuff

A term used predominantly during the mid-nineties which refers to the act of stuffing fallen autumn leaves down another person’s shirt or clothing as a means to tease, prank or humiliate that person.

During his walk home on a crisp autumn afternoon, Johnny was oaf and stuffed under the old maple trees by two neighborhood kids.

by Sparktorious D.O.G. November 22, 2020

blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100

you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!

by thruuth May 19, 2011

OAF

Old As Fuck

I lost my wireless mouse in my sheets because I am OAF.

by Elle33 October 13, 2019