by someone220987 March 13, 2023

For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.
I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
-Don Juan
I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey
by Babby April 19, 2016

Is to find virgin faithful true love in each other forever and don’t be with no one else and love each out greatly as best as possible and the real meaning of love not what you think love is. And to Worship and thank ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL as much as possible for this love he bless you with
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 2, 2022

For me, that's the meaning of life.
by VenkmanMcFly August 26, 2013

To understand the meaning of life, first, think of the most basic lifecycles, plant lifecycles. A flower's sole purpose in life is to grow, attract a bee for pollen, then let loose new seed to become new flowers. Now move on to a living creature, the moth. Though they are known for eating clothes, many are born without mouths. They spend their lives as caterpillars, they eat, grow, explore and then become moths. Then they spend the remainder of their lives reproducing. For fish, they are born, eat, grow, then reproduce. Based on the previous statement we can assume that the meaning of life is to reproduce. But if you jump to that conclusion you may miss out on the other meanings. While the flower moth and fish only care about the preservation of their species, humans are much more complex. To say that your life has the same goals and limits of that of a fish would be idiocy, have you so little faith in your own kind? Yes reproduction is important but it is only a small part of the greater goal of all human life. I have come to understand 4 meanings of life. Reproduction is only the first. The second is evolution. We are the superior species, can destroy the earth if we wanted. But we should always look for a way to better ourselves. To grow faster, stronger, smarter. (Continues in example)
Things like phones and TVs, they hinder not one but 2 of life's meanings. What's to gain from something that isn't real? Reality is where life is, do you honestly dislike this world so much that you must constantly distract yourself from it? You are defeating the 3rd meaning, to live life in its entirety. We all have but a single chance. If something goes wrong so be it. Alexander the great died in his 20s, but did he have anything to regret, NO! He had almost conquered what was considered the entire world. While these days warlords are nonexistent, you must find a way to feel accomplished. Which brings us to our 4th meaning: happiness. Why listen to a song that you don't like? Why go to a parade that you do not support? It is useless. Time is precious and our lives are short. The best we can do is be happy and live life to the fullest. That's The Meaning of Life
by Ecclesiastes II January 17, 2019

by Not Zane July 23, 2004
