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Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.
Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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Gas station hoe

When someone is not loyal to a specific gas station or gas station company
“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.
by tommymccauley February 5, 2020
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Gas station taco

Dirty prostitute cooch that you find in a dirty gas station ,truck stop or dirty stall.
I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!

Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 2, 2021
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Gas station simulator

uuhh nevada? or california.. i just woke up here is what you would say if you traveled to alberta with a rat. warping time and space when you do that. Alberta doesn't have rats... so making them see a rat is just breaking the universe. so you travel to someplace called "gas station" this also supports XBOX and is strange... because WHAT XBOX ARE YOU GONNA BE USING OUT THERE. anyways, if you want to suffer. go to gas station simulator by bringing a rat to alberta. you may also see a bit of ohio. but that doesn't really matter
by NOT baby hilter UWU June 15, 2022
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Gas Station Enema

Noun.) Priming a butthole for penetration by spirting in it and sucking the spit out.
"How was your date with Bri?"
"It was great! She gave me a Gas Station Enema and swallowed it!"
by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019
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Gas station girl

1. The type of girl that a guy needs to be in a relationship with, when the guy is so insecure that he needs a girl that will take all of his orders.
That guy is so bossy, the only kind of girl that will ever live with him is a gas station girl!
by jchad November 26, 2010
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