Rink Rabies is a disease that affects ultra-competitive hockey parents of youth recreational players who have NHL dreams for their averaged-skilled child. People with rink rabies are known to jump teams, constantly looking for the best winning team. This new team is rarely better than the old one for the mere fact that it is a team and can't just revolve around the ego of one player.
Don't get too close to that new family on our hockey team. They've got a serious case of rink rabies and probably won't be around after one season.
by JohnnaG March 22, 2013
Get the Rink Rabiesmug. A person (usually a teenager) who is always seen going to the local skating rink (shoutout to Astro Skate of Pinellas Park) like everyday of the week. They also talk about rollerskating/rollerblading too much.
They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.
Jay: That boy bryan is always going to the roller rink 24/7.
Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.
by ZzQuixoticzZ September 8, 2021
Get the Rink Ratmug. A male white man who is overly woke in order to apologize for his previous actions or statements. - written by a black women.
LIBERAL WHITE PERSON:Black history month should be 32 days.
BLACK WOMEN: Dude you’re total rinking right now.
BLACK WOMEN: Dude you’re total rinking right now.
by Woke black women January 21, 2022
Get the Rinkingmug. A liberal and unathletic person. Someone with no balls (heavy rule follower) and is a little nerd. Usually has Asian descent.
by Dingshow May 21, 2025
Get the Rinkmug.