Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

by yoshi12 March 14, 2017

Hike Ride

Going on a bike ride when high, which said high can be any level, from kinda high to stoned or blazed. Originated at IU Bloomington

Nick: Dude, we're stoned. Hike ride?
Rob: Hell yeah, bro!

by millsyman77 September 5, 2012

E-Hiking

Like e-dating but hiking with your friends

1: Hey, how about we do an E-hiking roleplay?
2: Sure!

by SovietShibe November 26, 2019

Winged hike

A very bad feeling that almost every guy goes through, when your balls are so sweaty and they stick to your leg and you have to walk around for hours with it

Person 1:why the hell are you waking like that right now
Me: what you’ve never had to take a winged hike

by Npic June 8, 2018

Hiked Out

When you get high off of weed and nicotine.

Bro, after smoking that blunt and nicotine vape, I'm hiked out!

by Weed Wacker February 22, 2015

Extreme Hiking

Extreme Hiking is when you meet some strange guy on the internet and he askes you to go hiking in the woods for the first meet.

I am going extreme hiking alone. Would you like to go extreme hiking with me?

by Get Pecked January 10, 2018

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020