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haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
by DrSponge July 15, 2024
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rolling old ladies

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
by Mijopod December 18, 2017
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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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Angry old lady

Judy is just a angry old lady
by Themango2 February 13, 2022
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old lady tuppa powder

A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
by fitzlovin May 18, 2008
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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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