Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.

"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "

by EMjobz March 1, 2012

Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

tension dick

when you get scared af n yo dick get hard

“ts just gave me a tension dick

by bigpapi55 October 14, 2023

Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023

anxiety tension

usually occurs when you suck that glock glock 3000…

i got anxiety tension after i left the Jakes room at 3 am.

by CandyGirl101 January 24, 2024

anxiety tension

when you suck that glock glock 3000

After I left Jake’s room at 3 am i got anxiety tension.

by CandyGirl101 January 24, 2024

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023