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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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Squire

verb

To call someone to chat to fill the void between activities/events
Mike “squired” me on his walk to the subway. He then abruptly ended the call.
by Edsonmo February 9, 2022
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squire gestle

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.
The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.
by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016
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Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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Pinky Squire

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020
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maddie squires

Maddie squires is a fun compassionate hot and funny person they like to hang with a group of close friend but aren't scared to make new ones
She's so hot she must be a maddie squires
by Jbms the best December 30, 2022
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