by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018
A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.
While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.
by Sir Kameron of the Chancellor January 17, 2015
by AK&JC November 14, 2017
by Dragonhawkthunder May 25, 2019
When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.
by JJBidwell April 01, 2015
Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"
by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009
The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.
"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"
" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."
" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."
by La-Lizzay November 06, 2005