spinal biffida

A painful back-ailment caused by having a neighborhood bully try to run --- or ruin --- your life.

If Marty McFly hadn't intervened during his father's teenage years, George might have suffered from spinal biffida later in life, since it appears dat da Tannen legacy of running roughshod over fellow "spineless" humans even lasted into said loudmouth's "golden years"; we saw how he treated Marty, Jr. (well, at least da dude who he THOUGHT was "Little Man") --- verbally abusing him, bonking him on da head with his cane, etc.

by QuacksO May 29, 2023

deep spinal rescue

Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.

"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."

by fhitshacedeveryday June 10, 2023