Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers

how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?

by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006

Raining Sleeping bags

A word for when someone isn't going to get lucky...

'Hey the day that he'll get lucky will be the day that it is finally raining sleeping bags...'

by Going Insane February 8, 2009

sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis

OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!

by dohze November 10, 2020

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019