Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.
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Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.
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Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time
by LadyHands89 June 7, 2020
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Person 1: hey what you playing
Person2: ohh Iam sitting one Fabian simulator
Person3: shut the hell ip Fabian nobody gives a shit
Person2: ohh Iam sitting one Fabian simulator
Person3: shut the hell ip Fabian nobody gives a shit
by Fabis August 25, 2020
Get the Fabian simulator mug.A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
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Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019
Get the simul poop mug.Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
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