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shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
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Shitting bricks

In a lot of trouble or in a bad position
Did your girlfriend find out about your other hoes?

Yeah man and im 'Shitting bricks' right now
by @1giggz June 8, 2023
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Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!
Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips
by Geoffers January 19, 2017
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shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022
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