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It is a land located in the balkans, mostly inhabited by war criminals and village folk. The nature of serbia is very beautiful with many gypsy settlements and lush green forests. In said land live a number of great minds and inventors, such as... ummm... well we'll skip that part. Torn by war and NATO bombs in the past it is now a great place to visit and to live in. Serbia has some of the most beautiful women in the world with a first class temperament which, in addition to the sweet sound of the serbian language, can produce an athmosphere of sheer masculinity. The men there are all over 11 ft tall and play excellent basketball, thats why they suck so much in football. Serbs as a people are very welcoming and warm with a great sense for crime and music. It is also important to note the fantastic history of serbia trough the ages, as it is the most raped-by-ottomans country in the world, a truly remarkable feat.
Jim: Where are you going for the holidays?

Nathaniel: serbia.

Jim: why...?
Serbia by Wet-B May 5, 2023
Goated country: alotta famous inventors and sport players are from there, particularly with last names ending in “ić”
SERBIA IS GOATED
Serbia by ghouvl August 30, 2023
Serbia is a country in Europe, surrounded by Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Romania, North Macedonia and Montenegro.
Tyler: Nice to meet you, where are you from?
Dragan: Hello, i am from Serbia
Serbia by milanpyxl April 13, 2024

Based Serbia ZBOR

Someone who has a humiliation or autosadism kink particularity a Serbian wannabe alt rightist
A: "Why's he nude and sitting ass first on the pointy rails"
B: "He's Nikola Tomašević he's Based Serbia ZBOR"
Based Serbia ZBOR by Kurbat95 December 20, 2025

sings for serbia 

Lesbian. A euphamism. From the Eurovision Song Contest of 2007, when a laesbian act representing Serbia won the contest.
"See that Sharon. She sings for Serbia, she does"
"I knew there was a reason she didn't fancy me!!"

serbian shitsplosion 

A Serbian shitsplosion is when a person takes a shit and shoves it up a hand dryer. The result of this is the next person to use the hand dryer will have their hands covered in an explosion of shit.
I loaded a turd in the hand dryer at that Taco Bell, the next person will be surprised by my Serbian shitsplosion.