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a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
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seamus corcoran

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an absolute twat. nobody likes him. usually known to fancy someone with the name of liv ward. seamus is fit af tho but liv has commitment issues🥴🥴🥴🥴
liv: seamus corcoran your fit

seamus: i really like u

liv: *freaks out*
by john@69 November 5, 2019
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seamus car

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The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.
Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!
by colewhite February 10, 2020
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Seamus Robinson

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Background is Gaelic, and is the highest standard when it comes to being one. Always splits the G, downs a pint when a brother cannot and will never back down a bar fight. Sadly he didn't make it pro due to lingering injuries like a tweaked earlobe and minor headaches.

P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.
Sorry bro, you know me, I'm Seamus Robinson, i can't get pints tonight because my knee hurts. Best of Luck
by Albert is very smart and hadso November 15, 2024
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Going Seamus

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The dangerous stunt of riding on the roof of a car while it is in motion.

Based on the true story of Mitt Romney's 12-hour family road trip to Canada where Romney strapped a kennel occupied by the family's Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof.

In severe distress, Seamus let loose his bowels. The oozy-brown mess ran down the rear windows of the Romney's Country Squire.

Romney pulled off the highway and into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, remounted the pooch in kennel to the roof rack, and then continued driving.
Look at that crazy dude on the roof of that car - he's going Seamus!
by monk e. January 18, 2012
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