scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

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Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.

"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"

by CrispyFetus January 14, 2019

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scrotum stick

When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.

Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"

Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."

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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."

by Severance June 27, 2006

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