crimson surfer

a man that bangs girls while she's on her period.

Adam was so horny he became a crimson surfer when he did the deed with that asian booty in a texan hotel room.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.

Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"

by danieliscool January 18, 2012

Roof surfer

A victim of Hurricane Katrina that got stuck on a roof with moving water around it. They appear to be surfing.

"I saw 6 roof surfers on CNN"

by Detlefius October 22, 2008

butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.

I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!

by PWnaGE March 6, 2005

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

Surfers Stoke

When you're beyond stoked about surfing the next morning that you cannot sleep.

Dan: I just want it to be morning, i can't wait to paddle out to pipeline!
Anne: Ahh i see you got surfers stoke

by Rach babyy July 27, 2011