A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
Get the Somalian Driver’s Licensemug. You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.
by hoefarr September 26, 2025
Get the Somalian Snake Screwmug. When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018
Get the somalian avalanchemug. A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
Get the Somalian Cannonballmug.