russell

To have a Russell means to have an extremely small penis in length, but enormous width.

Alec had a Russell...he couldn't hit the end, but he could bang the shit out of the sides!

by Evan Kovac September 1, 2008

Russell

A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.

Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.

by Hoggs August 8, 2012

Russell

Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.

Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.

"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."

by Pat Rutz July 16, 2008

Russell

a person with an extremly large left foot

"wow, that person a russell foot!"

by Jessica + Russell<3 January 30, 2009

Russell

Has all the connections with the teachers but fails tests with a point below passing

Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?

by Atoms13 January 26, 2017

Russell

Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.

"Russell isn't a GOAT"

by abybfiybgfuwhefu1723 November 7, 2017

Russell

The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..

"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"

"Uhhh...no..should you?"

"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."

"No, your a Russell"

by chocolateorgasm April 18, 2010