by Evan Kovac September 1, 2008

A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.
by Hoggs August 8, 2012

Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.
"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."
by Pat Rutz July 16, 2008

by Jessica + Russell<3 January 30, 2009

Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?
by Atoms13 January 26, 2017

Thinks hes a GOAT when he isn't. Loves to crush on bitches. Is a good best friend but annoys the shit out of you.
"Russell isn't a GOAT"
by abybfiybgfuwhefu1723 November 7, 2017

The term for a person who trys to act like a stoner.
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
Though obviously not, they say things to make it seem so.
They do this because they don't much of a personality to them..
"Hey man, do I smell like weed?"
"Uhhh...no..should you?"
"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."
"No, your a Russell"
"Uhhh...no..should you?"
"Oh yah..I got high this morning. I'm a total stoner."
"No, your a Russell"
by chocolateorgasm April 18, 2010
