Rink

A liberal and unathletic person. Someone with no balls (heavy rule follower) and is a little nerd. Usually has Asian descent.

“You’re going to class early? You’re a fucking rink!”

by Dingshow May 21, 2025

Rink

Noun - A derogatory slur used to describe someone who lives further north than you.

Person 1: How was your trip to Minnesota?
Person 2: The nature was nice, but some fucking rinks stole my luggage.

by NydSnacc June 4, 2024

Rink Rat

Someone (ususally a woman) that frequently visits OHL or AHL hockey games with the sole purpose of getting picked up by a NHL prsoepct. Not to be confused with Puck Bunnies.

Me: "oh man did you hear about Stacey, she got pregnant from Ryan and he just got drafted in the NHL"
Friend: "She secured that bag! What a Rink Rat"

by Final Aura October 17, 2022

Rinks

To have almost super-human instincts

Usually in the context of predicting future events in the heat of the moment

"I told you that would work, I got RINKS"

by Saltyweena April 4, 2024