In Real Life

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.

Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."

by Once Again March 17, 2013

Freshman Year of Real Life

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010

among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

In Real Life

A fan-made boyband that consists of members who had competed in a show called Boy Band. This band consists of 5 handsome and talented guys which are Chance Perez, Drew Ramos, Michael Conor, Sergio Calderon, and Brady Tutton.

Omg! Did you hear Tonight Belongs to You by In Real Life?

by foreverbrikey July 15, 2018

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Among us in real life

Among 😃👿 us 🇺🇸 in 🏽 real 🔎 life 👊🧬 (sus, sus) Among 💰 us 💰👨👨 in 🏽👏 real 👹 life 💓 (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among 💰 us 🇺🇸👨 in 👉 real 📷 life 🧬 Spaceship with my ✋🏻😀🕒 crew 👬 Gonna 🙃👈👈 split 🕺🏻 up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝🚪 'Cause 🐗 we 👬 all 😋💩 got 👍 tasks 🙌🤗 to do 😤 Gotta 🙈 find 🔍🔍 the imposter 🚫 As they 🤼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🤷 can 🤦 ♂️ we 👩 👩 👦 👦 trust 🫂 in 😩😂 this among 🙆🏽 us 🇺🇸 entourage? Heard 👂🏻 a sound, 🎤 turned 😍 around 💞 Looking 👀 up, 🚘 looking 👀 down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🤢 find 🔎 a dead 🐩 body 💃 Gotta 👉 blow 🌬 the horn 📯 emergency 🚨 Discussion 🤔 who 👿 should 💘🤔 we 👩 👩 👦 👦 believe 🙏 Can't 👄 decide 😱😱 so now 👇 we 👥 leave 🦋🥰 Not ❌ sure 😉🔜 what 🤪🤪 I'm 😏 about 💥 to see 👀👀 Will 🔥 it be 👏 a dead 😳 body? 💃 Still 🥇 have 🙋🍡🎣 a task I 🙀 must 👫 complete 🚫 Who's ☑️ the impostеr? Looking 👀 sus, who ❓ can 👺 we 👦💰 trust? 🤞 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 👀 sus, who 👀 can wе 🧚 trust? 🫂 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking 👀 sus, who 🤷 can 🥫 we 👨👩 trust? 🤞 Who's 😇 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 😏💕 sus, who 😂🤷 can we 👧 trust? 🤞 I'm 🤪 a ghost, 👻 I'm 😓 my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest 🙀 fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022