Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022

Anthony Rendonism

The self-proclaimed “disease or infection” that is to blame for a person’s injury proneness and consistent poor performance after having a breakout or above average past baseball seasons. This is also a more severe case than the “yips.” Symptoms include mental state with difficulty of motivation and passion for the game of baseball.

I’ve got Anthony Rendonism, can’t seem to hit the ball these days.
It must be Anthony Rendonism with the way I’ve been getting injured frequently lately.

by LV29 February 29, 2024

Anthony Rendonism

The self-proclaimed "disease or infection" that is to blame for a person's injury proneness and consistent poor performance after having a breakout or above average past baseball seasons. Symptoms include mental state with difficulty of motivation and passion for the game of baseball.

l've got Anthony Rendonism, can't seem to hit the ball these days.
It must be Anthony Rendonism with the way I've been getting injured frequently lately.

by LV29 March 1, 2024