pulse man

A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.

Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No

by The Pulsar March 3, 2018

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Pussy pulse

When a girl's heart beat is in her vagina. When a girl is so attracted to a guy. He says all the right things that make her heart and pussy throb for him.

When he is in her he says " girl I can feel your pussy pulse."

by DubU-Rizz February 20, 2024

pulse check

An test or exam so easy that anyone with a pulse would pass.

That midterm was a pulse check! Easiest 100 of my life!

by rotmgtroller February 14, 2024

Pulse

A cool pog guy and a Contributor in a very honorable organization called "Hidden Devs".

Omg pulse I'm your big fan! Nah I'm jk he paid me to say this

by Hex the Godfather of City May 4, 2021

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

pulse samuel555

sam's pulse name when he gets signed to pulse

omg, is that pulse samuel555? he's sooooo good.

by lundee July 21, 2022