Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

by Fart clock September 8, 2020

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 8, 2020

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.

Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022