It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.
Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!
by dubaidubaidubai October 14, 2008
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O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s
Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change
by ..Jess.. July 07, 2024
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2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"
by wichkrft December 18, 2024
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Older people

She and me Argued with older people
by 459395 March 27, 2022
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older sister

The greatest person ever to exist in your life. Always has your back, inspires you, and makes you happy!
You: Hey, let’s go out in the hallway and play WAR!
older sister: When do we start?
by shroomlight June 16, 2023
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Oldering

by BeeboSaysStuff January 03, 2023
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Older cusion

Very helpful,knows what you are going through gives the most wonderful advice ever. Is your aunt's and uncle's kid
My older cusion helped me solve my family problems.my older cusion save my life.
by By str February 05, 2019
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