Older sibling

You hate them one minute the other ur getting food together while jamming in their car

Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go

*dies laughing in car*

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 20, 2023

Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan

Correct statement that upsets Azeris and Turks, a way of trolling and driving them mad.

Azeri: Armenia has no History 🤬
Armenian: Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan 🗿

by Kikiller February 29, 2024

ryley is older then kennedy

legally ryley is always going to be older then kennedy

ryley being older then kennedy means that legally ryley is older then kennedy

by higihiballs August 7, 2022

Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie

johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."

by maya froggie March 13, 2024

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

addiction-to-older-people-ism

a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.

I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.

by some-1-who-obsesses- June 3, 2021

16 years older

The perfect age difference for an Oregon couple to be. If he is 51 from Oregon and she is 35 from Montana. Both gone through enough shit in life. Donny and Larra meet.

Donny 51 is 16 years older then Larra 35, on the first date , they made it in the Urban dictionary.

by Pdxtomopin February 6, 2023