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necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.

The Robust Necrophiliac 

The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.
While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac 

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*