Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)

1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018

Nocturnal Creative Process

The bizzare phenomena in which a person's mind becomes more explorative, creative, or thoughtful at night, ultimately leading to an increased amount of productivity not observed during daylight hours.

I was tapped in to my nocturnal creative process.

by bleedoutlay August 9, 2025

nocturnal isolation

nocturnal isolation is an example of subconscious suggestion and mind control, meaning you can't go out at night, but it's also brain washing by it's pronunciation.

nocturnal isolation is inforced in many countries. It's an astral attack. Dirty minds think in time!

by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020

Nocturnal

Slur Sayer.

Oh man, Nocturnal says so many slurs!

by NocturnalWis July 7, 2021

Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.

Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”

by GP69a October 11, 2025

nocturnal knights

The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.

Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG

Im the Leader of Nocturnal Knights

by Dalkota March 13, 2020

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018