Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
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Connor and Izzy were spending the night together when Connor woke up and placed his testicles into Izzy's mouth, making a nocturnal chipmunk.
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First manifest during the ritulistic defiance of human sleep patterns...
...so essentially at parties. Occurs often when, during the early hours of the morning, you experience an unusual level of perceptual and sensual clarity an in some cases enhancement.
First manifest during the ritulistic defiance of human sleep patterns...
...so essentially at parties. Occurs often when, during the early hours of the morning, you experience an unusual level of perceptual and sensual clarity an in some cases enhancement.
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Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise
Nocturnal = awake at night, sleeps by day
Kookaburra = an Australian bird that makes a lot of noise
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1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
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