Powder my munchkins

The act of applying Gold Bond to one's balls, usually as a result of swamp ass.

Sorry I'm late, it's so humid out I had to powder my munchkins in the bathroom.

by TheBeigeDolphin October 11, 2017

munchkinness

In role-playing games, focusing on rules details and exploiting them despite how they ruin the game for other players. In the extreme, taking inky delight in using the rules to ruin the game.

"But the rules say my hafling can throw 10 shuriken, and gets +1 damage with thrown objects, so it MUST mean +10 total." | "That's munchkinness. Should an ogre scream like a sissy 'OMFG! It's a hafling! Run!'?"

by Jim Gettman October 29, 2006

Grumpy Munchkin

Where a woman is taking a fat ass shit, whilst she is being eaten out. Similar to the Blumkin but the roles are reversed.

Come on in here baby and give mama a grumpy munchkin. Don't let that tongue slip!

by D-Dogg77 January 28, 2010

Munchkin Balls

-noun
Testicles that are significantly smaller than those of an average sized man's testicles.

Wow, Jim passed out after two beers. He must have munchkin balls.

by RM Sue January 10, 2009

little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks

when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you

by mick nicholson August 7, 2007

munchkinesque

Something to do with DOOP

Something like a language.

I can speak munchkinesque!!!

by ThE_WiLkStA December 27, 2004

munchkin fairy

A tiny fairy-like bodied being who realms the munchkin world. They're cute and fiesty but when angered should be taken very seriously

The munchkin fairy was quickly angered and threw her fairy dust to stun the opposing munchkin.

by Ferret_631 July 8, 2017