taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

Meanie Pie

a name you call someone who is being mean. But not used if you are REALLY mad. Only if you are a little mad.

BOY: Twilight stinks.
GIRL: You are a meanie pie!
BOY: Whatever.

by FantasyPunkPrincess December 16, 2008

meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

by the better Ted January 23, 2010

Double Mean

When someone is rude and/or mean to someone else, not once, but twice in a row.

Alex- Your artwork sucks. And your cookies are as bad as a man period.

Tessa- YOU'RE DOUBLE MEAN!

by Catbasket November 7, 2010

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015

Asparagus meaning

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

The Meaning Of Life

1. 42
2. a monty python film
3. one of life's unansweable questions that manic depressives sit and dwell on knowing that they'll never find out the answer.

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003